Neutrinos are Sinister Objects

Neutrinos are Sinister Objects
A Standard Model Perspective
 
Neutrinos are sinister objects
Suspiciously lacking in mass
They come from the Sun
Shooting through everyone
And blow through the Earth like it's gas
 
Neutrinos are sinister objects
I lit'rally mean what I say
Though scaling with h-bar
Momentum and spin are
Aligned in the left-handed way
 
Neutrinos are sinister objects
They're tiny and move really fast
When trav'ling through stuff
They get much less buff
And pick up an effective mass